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Vince Cable defects to Libya

UK Business Secretary Vince Cable arrived in Tripoli last night and is ‘no longer willing’ to work for the Conservative and Liberal Democrat regime, the Libyan Foreign Office has said. ‘He travelled...

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NATO to start planning for aftermath of Gaddafi regime ‘any day now’

Head of NATO Anders Fogh Rasmussen today announced that planning for the aftermath of the overthrow of Colonel Gaddafi would begin any time soon and probably even within ‘the next few weeks’. Whilst...

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Defiant BBC veteran war reporter Simpson vows to carry on

‘They say I’m finished. I’m not finished,’ said a defiant John Simpson today from the underground security of his secret HQ in Tripoli. The legendary reporter, who came to power in 1969 after a bloody...

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Gaddafi to return home early from holiday to sort out unrest

Libyan government spokesman Moussa Ibrahim has confirmed that Muammar Gaddafi will be cutting short his holiday in Tripoli to return to Tripoli to take charge of the unprecedented disturbances sweeping...

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Downtown Tripoli drag scene welcomes highly unconvincing newcomer

Supporters loyal to fugitive Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi have insisted that it is a ‘complete coincidence’ that in the days since his disappearance there have been a number of sightings of a rather...

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Fleeing Gaddafi fails to evade chugger

Reports from Tripoli suggest that fugitive Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, after eluding the entire rebel forces, has finally been tracked down by an English charity collector called Geoff. Geoff, 18,...

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Scotland rejects assisted suicide; terminally ill can go to Libya instead

The Scottish Government is set to oppose any relaxation of the laws surrounding assisted suicide, insisting that no matter how poorly you may be, there is always hope. They cite the example of a...

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Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities

Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by bullets...

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Libyan cruise company offers ‘no-frills’ cruise to Italy

With the strapline ‘See Naples and die…before you get there’, one Tripoli-based cruise company is reporting a bumper season by tempting hundreds of African tourists to take up the offer of no-frills...

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